casually avoiding death
he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
I never realized how hurt Cas looks when Dean says that. Fuck.
and look at that breath he takes and how he sighs can we just
no stop no nononononononononononononononono
man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo
"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes